This Twitter Cat Has Some Interesting Thoughts He Would Like To Share

Cat Food Breath is an every cat's cat who describes himself as: "I am a 17 pound Siamese cat with a sushi habit". He/she tweets about best pillows to nap on, books cats love and also has a love/hate relationship with dogs.  Some of his tweets are hilarious.

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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath Are you going to spend Friday night at home with your cat? Winner. 3:56 PM - 3 Nov 2017 35 Retweets 228 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath Fun fact: Cats have 32 muscles in each ear. So they can ignore your calls with precision. 10:33 AM - 11 Oct 2017 ThylanDaragon 171 Retweets 408 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath It's #NaNoWriMo. What's the best opening for my novel? 10% MEOW 48% It was a couch day. 16% The cute kitty was hungry 26% MEOW MEOW MEOW 261 votes Final results 6:41 AM - 1 Nov 2017 6 Retweets 13 Likes STAND WITH RAD ев
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    Calabaza - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath Remember, if a black cat crosses your path on #FridayThe13th, it's a sign that the kitty is going somewhere. Probably for snacks. 5:13 AM 13 Oct 2017 318 Retweets 719 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath Do you have one of these on your desk? ASK ME about my cats 10:33 AM - 13 Oct 2017 35 Retweets 136 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath Daylight Saving Time Ends 2:00 AM Sunday. That means you can get up two hours earlier to feed your cat. 7:10 AM - 4 Nov 2017 45 Retweets 136 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath What are you doing for your cat on #NationalCatDay? Hint: not enough. 8:25 AM - 29 Oct 2017 30 Retweets 70 Likes
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    Cup - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath I'm pretty sure the "PS" stands for Please Spill. So I did. FVAYO K ROAST CIALTY CUSAR PLENDY DECAFO DLATTE CDTEA TURBO SHOT WHIPPED C 5:51 AM 21 Oct 2017 7 Retweets 47 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath Hypothetically, how many sports beverages would a little kitty have to knock over to stop the sports yelling? Asking for a friend. 5:42 PM - 28 Oct 2017 18 Retweets 121 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath My life has been so routine lately. Im going to mix it up a little and nap on the other end of the couch. 2:26 PM - 25 Oct 2017 10 Retweets 109 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath I'll need 89.5% of the bed tonight. And don't even think about using your pillow. Mine. 7:04 PM - 30 Oct 2017 22 Retweets 157 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath Yesterday, I really wanted a nap on the couch with my blankie. Today, I am taking a nap on the couch with my blankie Follow your dreams. 2:02 PM -7 Oct 2017 38 Retweets 173 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath A 14.75 hour nap is NOT"sleeping all day." Don't exaggerate. 7:30 PM - 23 Oct 2017 25 Retweets 91 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath I can't imagine being at work all day in a place with no cats. Who knocks over your coffee and chews your reports? 5:58 AM - 23 Oct 2017 24 Retweets 139 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath These are fan suggestions for titles for my #NaNoWriMo masterpiece. Please vote. Some titles have been abbreviated to fit the poll. 31% Blame Dog, Conquer World 24% It's All About ME 14% Fishy Fishy and Friends 31% How to Take 23 Naps a Day 306 votes Final results 8:30 AM 21 Oct 2017 11 Retweets 24 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath TO DO LIST Stand on Thing Two's breakfast, check. Spill its coffee, check. Cause general kitchen mayhem, check. Nap on couch, in progress. 6:14 AM - 21 Oct 2017 6 Retweets 62 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath Today looks like it's going to be a couch and blanket day. Oh, are you reading this at work, in your office? Ha ha 5:13 AM 20 Oct 2017 13 Retweets 95 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath МEOW late your house plant, and threw it up on the carpet. Now feed Me, and tell Me lM the begt. BRAINLESS TALES 7:54 PM - 16 Oct 2017 72 Retweets 242 Likes
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    Baking - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath #NationalDessertDay Knock a nice dessert on to the floor to celebrate! Accidentally. 8:32 AM - 14 Oct 2017 35 Retweets 107 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath *mew* Yes, I heard you calling me. Did you hear me ignoring you? 5:43 AM - 14 Oct 2017 43 Retweets 131 Likes
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    Product - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath Squeaky Toy Smackdown. Tonight. It's on 1:27 PM - 13 Oct 2017 25 Retweets 142 Likes
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    Text - Cat Food Breath Follow @CatFoodBreath meow LOVE YOU TO THE FRIDGE AND BACK 7:06 AM - 8 Oct 2017 26 Retweets 106 Likes
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